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i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again:

the big bang theory is not a smart comedy. it relies on cliches and stereotypes that are offensive to everyone they reflect. there is little to no originality in any storyline or relationship.

the funniest thing about this show is that people compare it to 30 rock, parks and rec, louie, veep, etc

there is a difference between a smart show and a show that happens to have nerds on it.

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what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

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hey sorry did i wake you? no nothings wrong listen i just called because i was making a midnight omelette and i accidentally dropped an egg and it looks just like Ben Franklin. it’s fucking weird dude you gotta check it out. the doors unlocked just let yourself in when you get here

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young Kate Middleton and Prince William


young Kate Middleton and Prince William

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